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Merch Store: Stanky Shores Candles & Postcards

Real candles, poured for us: 12 oz paraffin jars with a citrus scent, $21.99 each. The button takes you to Etsy, which handles checkout, shipping, and everything else we should not be trusted with.

The Stanky Shores candle, a white jar wearing the park badge, on a gaming desk.$21.99

The Stanky Shores Candle

The flagship jar, wearing the park badge.

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The Gooblagoon candle, a small jar with an orange waterpark label.$21.99

The Goob Lagoon Candle

Sister park loyalty, permitted under the settlement.

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The Are You Smarter candle, a jar with a quiz show classroom label.$21.99

The Quiz Show Candle

From the other broadcast.

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The Yep You're Banned candle, a jar with CaseOh in a hoodie on the label.$21.99

The Yep, You're Banned Candle

For the recently moderated.

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The Hoodie Cat candle, a jar with a black cat in a hoodie on the label.$21.99

The Hoodie Cat Candle

The cat in the hoodie.

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The Valentine candle, a jar with a CaseOh valentine label.$21.99

The Valentine Candle

For someone you would split a lemonade with.

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NOTICE SS-21, MERCHANDISE DIVISION

The candles are real. The park is not. Plan refunds accordingly.

Supply chain report: every jar is hand poured by child labor, and before anyone calls anyone, the children are ours. They also print the stickers in our house and put them on the jars, mostly straight. Wages are paid in lemonade. The Legal Team looked into the whole arrangement and classified it as chores.