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I saw 3 people get killed and I nearly died a horrible death from kade. The hotdogs were good tho and now I have a once in a generation bbl. Only reason it isn't 5 stars is because I had my skull bashed in with a sledgehammer after I forgot to tip the owner, case.

I had a great time! My daughter and I loved it! But someone got injured which scared me!

My owner went here and hasn't returned yet. I have food, water and everything, but i miss my owner. I also dookied everywhere, since i haven't gone outside for a week. Please, make sure their alright, i'm so lonely. :(

I was panicking on the diving board and Kade's aura launched me off and sent to a shadow dimension. Also fell of of sky tube and shattered my femur and broke 5 ribs. will be coming back with my kids this time. Great experience.

I almost died on the SkyTube. GREAT EXPERIENCE!!!! Will be coming back 😍😍😍😍 The owner is very kind and that Kade guy just has so much aura it’s almost disgusting.

Its a nice park… exept the water puddles that are everywhere. I sliped on one about five times, then the owner shoved me into the pool. I broke my tailbone and right leg and all the owner had to say was „Gahook“

Great water park apart from the fact that Billy launched me into the 4th dimension and I broke all of my ribs. The hotdogs were great though and the chilli lime popcorn was surprisingly good too. There was also a STUD of a lifeguard there. 3/5 stars will still probably go back and give Billy another try.

I’d like to share my stay at stanky shores. I showed up and got in pretty quick I was feeling good until I heard I scream from the right of me right where the Billy was I brushed it of at the time. I went on the diving boards and got a little scared caseoh said Cade will be with me shortly so I see this guy running towards me and he jumped on one of the other diving boards and shot me in the air 50 ft I had to get taken to the hospital I was officially diagnosed with 60 different broken bones

the billy left me permanently disfigured, workers were treated awfully, nicole was cooking!!!! then i got a hotdog, then this weird lifeguard started aura farming instead of saving people, terrible place. do NOT go!!!

You have abandoned what once made you great, now I shall curse this here waterpark for a 1000 years! Caseoh, you large, rotund man. You shall have your day of reckoning soon! Soon... Soon........ Sooooooooon........

I went to my grand son's waterpark expecting a lot of fun, but I got pushed around by what people are calling my grand son's BBL... I don't know what that is. All I know is he pushed out of the way while running to stock hot dogs it seems... i'm disappointed and hurt

The owner pushed me into space with his giant BBL and took a dookie on me.

I came here after seeing the gooblagoon truck flying by my house at about 79 miles per hour in a school zone. I was greeted by Jax and he gave me my ticket. I was stanking because I bumped into Kylians BBL on the way in. Case sprayed me off with his watergun. The billy made my heart drop right into the love zone. Thanks case.

I really appreciated the owner’s service as well as complimenting my bountiful BBL. I have been considering returning but after seeing these reviews, it seems the park has gotten much more dangerous.

Stanky Shores has really opened up my job opportunities since joining the staff. I really appreciate all that my boss has done for me but currently, he owes me 10 Days of pay.

Had a very fun day at the Stanky shores, very stanky like promised, have to give a 4 star though because my daughter got a brain eating amoeba

it was good I love the hot dogs an I almost died that is the thrill of the park

I got smashed down into the pool by a fat lads cheeks falling onto my head and pushing me under to drown. + jax is my favourite employee plez don’t fire him..

Flew over from the UK. Constantly been knocked to the ground by owners hideous BBL. Caught pink eye from one of the pools and I got a black eye from another visitors dead body flying into me .. I believe they fell off one of the owners "safest slides" However the lifeguard is so handsome .. he practically runs the place! The 1 star is for Kade NOT the L park

Couldn't leave a review on the other website due to Stanky Shores Legal Team silencing me. I went to this park and saw 2 monstrous slides called the Billy and Sky tube. They were designed to launch customers into another pool. The design made the slides extremely dangerous; they have been using user error as a way to silence victims from speaking out while also filing cease and desists. I don't see proof that the slide is FDA approved and FDA would never approve this. The Lies just keep going.

BBL hurt

I went down the sky tube expecting to be safe, i landed ontop of a nearby apartment and almost died. Do not go down the sky tube I warn you.

I ordered a lemonade and instead of Caseoh giving me my drink, he pushed me to the ground

Im getting paid 1cent per month by case, he has 1000000$ in his bank yet he won't spend a dime like mr crabs on us. pls help.

DO NOT WORK HERE I get paid one cent per hour and Caseoh puts his hands on me RELENTLESSY Just a warning

My son went to this park a while ago and from what i heard, the owner made fun of my son, for having a small waist and flat buttocks. He always had severe self-esteem issues, but this made it even worse. According to him, no matter what he went, his owner always laughed at him nonstop. After the visit, my son died by jumping into oncoming traffic. I'm planning to sue Stanky shores for bullying and death of my son.

I hate its there, caseoh was beating me for no reason

Where do i even start? The owner constantly stared at me for my big buns, i broke my arm riding one of the slides, the owner was CARRYING DOO DOO FECES and threw it away, just to use that EXACT hand to sell hot dogs and worst of all...the owner was wearing nothing but a thong, twerking constantly. When he ran by me, he released a greasy wet fart so powerful, that i got flung. I have pink eye now and i'm planning to sue this place.

i recently got hired here, and i am being underpaid. my co-worker, Kade. is killing any customers that panic on the diving board, i am scared to death to put in my 2 weeks notice incase the owner chases me with a duck gun.

I almost broke my arm but it was okay I guess.

I used to work here but the owner was weird when it was my break he hit me with a hammer and he threw people in front of cars I quit

Hello. This morning my goldfish terry died and i was having a very stress full day. I decided to cool my mind and went to the Stanky Shores. When I got there i accidently forgot to pay and i walked through without paying. Then a woman holding a rolling pin charges at me with the most aura ive ever seen by the way and gives me a spank on the cheeks with the rolling pin. I went flying 192 yards and landed face first on the road. Then i got ran over by a car. This was not casohs moms fault however.

I keep hearing screaming coming from the park. One time someone landed on my front doorstep. Suddenly a huge dude stomped on over and grabbed him. Even with my sea powers I have never seen park like the stanky shores

Wonderful park. owner is a bit... strange, but it's what makes the park even better. It's fun seeing him get justice on the people who don't pay. Jax was not too nice, but Eric and rachel where sweethearts, nothing but love for this park

I loved the stinky shores until the owner came over and looked at my BBL. Never again will I go there as he screamed lord have mercy at me. My kids and husband were with me. My husband obviously got upset so he pushed the owner. The owner then before i knew it my husband was in far in the ocean. He murdered my husband infront of our kids. Never again will I come back...

I broke my leg…WORTH IT!!

So funny. I kinda like the gooblagoon better tho….

It was pleasant till I broke my leg because of the owner I will be suing get ready.

Dear Mr I Case i believe, anyways, when I went to your establishment, one of your worker's, completely push me way off the diving board and into the concrete, and instead of helping he started Arua farming on me, and didnt even care to help me, and when I got up, a big fat man knocked me over, and that BBL almost knocked me back down again (And not being hit by it by the way), and i have the Mafia on speed dial, and tose you and that MASSIVE BBL into the street like you did with the trespassers

Loved it here! Took my brother and his friends. The only big problem was people ketp flying out. I saw one guy get thrown out and get hit by a car. The other problem that I had was the cashier Jax ketp flirting with me. No rizz at all.

I came to Stank Shore's to get a nice afternoon with my son. Instead as I was asking where the bathroom was I was hit with a 10-pound sledgehammer that sent me flying out of the park.

I went to the Stanky Shores and when I was there I got hit with a sledgehammer twice for walking. Now I am debt from the hospital bills

i rode the billy slide, and i didnt do user error, i dont get the hate on the billy slide

I mean I guess it was fine. The guy selling tickets said that I better watch out for the owner? He’ll throw me in the street? In front of a car? How can this be legal? I tried the Billy ( more like the bully) as I was landing I saw no water in sight…… I hit the edge of the pool and flew to the ocean and hit a bed of shells. Then some guy came up to ask if I was okay and ran of yelling that I have bad form. I don’t even know what that means. Drafting my lawsuit.

this was the worst water park ever, the amount of injuries I have gotten from this water park is unimaginable, and caseoh just pushed me into the pool even though I didn't know how to swim, I got so much water in my lungs, worst waterpark ever do not go.

I went on the sky tube and slammed my head on the sidewalk two blocks away. It was amazing! I went on it again and got a concussion by hitting a palm tree! Will come back, 5 stars!

Don't go here, this water park is owned by the same monster who killed my sister. Supporting this disgusting place is not acceptable. Think of the innocent's lives and my sister dakota before riding a slide

I was driving to my job interview, when all of a sudden a random guy was launched into the sky by some lady. Caused tons of traffic and ambulances. Was late to the interview, but I got the job because of the ticket I found from the guy who was launched and gave it to the Interviewer.

Awesome slides, would come back again! The hot dogs smelled kinda like dookie though..

I went to the Stanky Shores right after the Gooblagoon closed for the summer up in Goobertown Arkansas. I had some of the best experiences I've ever had on the face of this Earth. I do have some disappointing reviews however. I went to go get the BBL hot dog and was scammed for 15$ because I wanted a BBL. I never got that BBL.... I still had a great time other than being pushed off the diving board by some aura farming lifeguard named KadeW. I will not come back to this until place is better.

Well...Best waterpark of the century! I have never had more fun in my life! The, quality, employees(Jax especially), and the big guy himself! I get to relax in a pool for hours! And even a delicious hot dog or two!...But nothing could have prepared me for the rather VIOLENT entertainment the Manager gave me and the guests. Every time he smashed someone's head into the ground we cheered! And the ground rumbled under his mass. I would definitely consider spending a few hours there every singleday!

My boss harasses me and calls me a serial killer but he is a liar because I have never killed anyone so therefore I should become the assistant boss

I was having fun, until the lifeguard Kade pushed me of the divingboard and I cracked my head open. I need 15 stiches. I'll be taking this court.

TAKE A DOOKIE ON MEEEEEAAAUGGH

I was walking, trying to get to one of the new pools, when this gargantuan worker came and hit me with a mop. I fell when this colossal worker proceeded to yell at me and blame ME for the fall. Won’t be coming back. Pressing charges.

Five stars, best experience. I sadly got cold feet and panicked on the diving board, but then the most auraful blond lifeguard i’ve ever seen helped me. He shoved me off the diving board and I landed outside the pool and broke a rib but it’s okay since he’s just awesome. He has infinitely more aura than the park manager

CASEYPOO TOOK A DOOKIE ON ME

Horrible owner fat and breaks the floor

Worse experience ever. My husband and me went here and Case tried to steal my husband, Case also pushed me in the water and then realized the pool was empty. I’m sitting in my chair because I only have one leg now.

The hotdogs are magical! I went over to the hot dog stand and ordered a normal hotdog. They handed it to my and when I took a bite I grew a massive BBL! 10/10 highly recommend getting those hotdogs

I visited the stanky shores last week with my 2 friends. I was the only one that made it out alive. One of them, Harold cranky, went on the “ocean man” and was launched into the Atlantic to never be seen again… the other friend, Justin was brutally beaten up by the owner because he was “in the way”. They were never seen again. DO NOT GO HERE

Caseoh is one of the most annoying, XXXXXXXXXXXXXL person, I have ever seen. He is so big that when he tests the slides he breaks the slide and people get injured. Caseoh is immature and never takes people into account just because he is ten times bigger than them.

I HATE MY JOB :[

Waterpark was fun but when I left the mafia pulled up and asked me if I enjoyed my time. I said yes and they continued to beat me up and had my family hostage. I had to pay ransom and they beat me up and dumped me in the ocean

goob lagoon IS BETTER!!!!!

i LOVE stanky shores

Since my tragic death, I have occasionally visited Stanky Shores as a spirit and pushed people off diving boards. However, a few days ago the owner fell on me and crushed me with his massive BBL. Now I've died twice.

I busted my hip and saw Dakota's ghost calling to me

I’m a worker here on my first day my boss was a great person but then he was terrible person it’s still a fun job but you will get assaulted a lot 2 stars

WORST BOSS EVER!!

I got a job at the stanky shores and was called the worst out of the two other vendors that I was working with and was bullied by both and got bullied by caseoh as he glazed the other two. I am going to now start my revenge arc and ruin the stanky shores even if it costs me by job.

I went to the stanky stores yesterday and now I am in the hospital, I am paralyzed from the waist down, and now I have a virus all because I ate a hotdog after the owner touched poop then the hotdog, It was crusty and it tasted like a dirty sink, and then I fell in a puddle, please DON’T go to stanky shores!!! I have a million dollar fee for my medical bills.

When I was getting a hot dog, I asked for just a little bit of ketchup, but when they were about to give it to me, they put a lot of ketchup on it. The whole time, I was in Stanky Shores in the bathroom, and that was a bad experience. But overall, it was a good hot dog. Keep aura farming, Kade. 😭

This may be the worst water park I have ever visited. The second I walked through the entrance, I was hit by the abysmal STENCH of the place. Then, while I was grabbing a hot dog, I witnessed a very large ginger man with an absolutely HUGE BBL grab a customer and launch them directly into the path of a moving car. And to top it all off, I ended up in the hospital with some kind of severe waterborne condition that doctors couldn't even identify. 0/10

i bought my ticket for $83.50 and i saw a woman run up to someone, hit them with a boxing glove which sent them into the air and they got run over by 2 different cars. I think the money was more then worth it.

i saw at least 3 people flying, i didn't know i had a show with a waterpark!

I was having an amazing time at the park, than the owner decided to paint me and reveal my human form which I didn’t appreciate that much, from your invisible friend Frank 😎

I went there to have fun and I got it slides were amazing and nobody me or anybody else got injured also casohs mom smacking trespassers is funny

Yo case thanks for building me I appreciate it and people are coming to me and getting ready to be yeeted to the Ocean : )

he threw poop in my face. yummy

Thanks to this park I saw Jesus 🥰 I would recommend to all my religious mommas

case I need a raise

I tried the new slide and I landed on my buttcheeks and ended up drowning. But Kade saved me. Ever since, i started going the Stanky Shores and drown myself so Kade saved me. I give it five starts!

I went to the Stanky Shores today to try out the new slide they call The Billy.... It was one of the fastest slides I've ever been on but I ended up missing the pool entirely and broke almost all of my bones and I am now paralyzed. never go to this so called Waterpark! the owner didn't even help me and I was lying helpless on the ground.

You think you can reject me twice, ginger boy? Well, think again.

So like, me and my brother went there, I saw someone drowning and then I saw a lifeguard lowkey flexing on the diving board and didn't save the drowning person, oh and the hot dogs were kinda good and the owner lowkey stinks

SO PEAK BROO!!

I love the owner he bounced me on his massive bbl

Went to Stanky Shores the other day and it was quite a fun experience,although sometimes i thought i heard screams from above me.I did order a hotdog and the owner was kind enough to quickly hand it to me,it had a strange taste and i swear i saw some brown marks at the bottom.I ignored it and ate it happily,but i have had an upset stomach ever since.

i saw a bunch of poop and billions of trash so this deserves one star also L ads

The owner pushed me and almost ATE ME chasing me with her BBL!

I went into the park for some fun I kept seeing a big whale in a blue shirt always flying by with a HUGE BBL and I didn’t pay to much. The water pressure in the pool is so high my bottoms slipped off and so I peed in the pool for being nervous. Got popcorn from the whale kinda crazy. The owner fights everyone and I think it’s a whale with a BBL.

Design and organisation of the park are absolutely doodoo... Owner's BBL makes up for it tho. Took a pic of it, dm me if you want it

The BBLs here are CRAZY! Absolutely makes up for the horrible design. The owner himself is double stacked, definitely recommend coming by.

Got a severe case of tetanus after getting pushed (by who I presume was a lifeguard. VERY forcefully, might I add) into a horrifically disgusting pool as soon as I was about to climb back off the diving board. Half of the slides were rusty and dirty as well, I’m surprised the guys behind the Ocean Man song haven’t sued for ruining their reputation with the places extremely dangerous slide they’ve installed named after it. Food was good though. Life changing experience, I’d say. For the worse.

I see the owner running in here restocking every other day, he’s quite pleasant but sometimes I see him pushing people or throwing guests at cars passing by.

Bro this waterpark is sick man! I had a great time visiting and I can't wait to be back. Jax is dope and hooked it up big time ;) if ya know what I mean. Blazeit

Best experience ever I completed the crap your drawls zone and Jax gave me the $500 voucher and 2% off everything you buy I love the stanky shores

im gonna murder everyone in the park and he will never find out I stuffed bombs in the sand >:]

If there was a place that I wouldn't ever want to go to, this would be it. This was one of the worst water parks stays I've ever had in my life. My cousin came here a couple days ago, and she broke her neck, back, and leg because of the way Kade pushed her off the diving board. There is no way how I can explain how bad this water park was, and how bad the maintenance and employees were. The vendor there gave me mustard on my hot dog when I wanted ketchup. If I were you don't come to stanky shore