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Department of Plain Answers

Office of Records

Every question a careful adult has ever asked about this site, answered on one page, with the jokes kept to a respectful minimum.

What this site is

An unofficial fan fiction website about Stanky Shores, a waterpark that exists inside the videogame Waterpark Simulator, founded on stream by the creator CaseOh on July 30, 2026. The park itself is real; you can watch it being built on the feeds. Everything else here, the Legal Team, the notices, the stories, the over-serious tone, is fan invention.

We are not affiliated with CaseOh, CaseOh LLC, or CayPlay Studios. There are no ads. The only thing for sale is a small line of club candles at the Merch counter, fulfilled through Etsy; the site itself takes no orders, holds no cards, and forwards you off-site to check out.

Who runs it

A fan site. Small and unpaid. We watch the episodes, keeps the park log, paints the postcards, and files paperwork nobody asked for.

What this site collects

Almost nothing, on purpose.

  • No accounts. No sign-ups. No email addresses. No page on this site will ever ask you or your child for personal information, and the guest forms tell you not to include any.
  • When you post a review, a note, a lore filing, a suggestion, or a pitch, we store exactly the text you typed plus a temporary technical marker used only to slow down spam. Sign it with any name you like. We recommend a fictional one.
  • We use standard anonymous analytics (Google Analytics) to count visits. That is the whole list.

How the wall is moderated

Everything a guest posts here, on the Splash Wall, in the story margins, at the Field Desk, in the Suggestion Box, and in the story-pitch tray, notifies we within seconds of being filed, and the Legal Team can remove any filing at any time. Kids read this site. The park intends to stay the kind of place their supervising adults approve of.

To report a problem or request that something be taken down, file a note on any form on this site addressed to the Legal Team. It reaches the desk within seconds. Takedown requests are the one thing the desk handles without any jokes.

Canon and club records

For readers, and especially for wiki editors, the site marks its sources. Content tagged Feed 06 is drawn from an actual episode and links to it on the feeds page. Content tagged Uncorroborated is fan invention: a story we wrote to fill a gap the feeds left open. The park log on the homepage carries the same tags, entry by entry.

The facts on file

  • Founded: July 30, 2026, on stream. Feed 01 covers the lot, the deed, and the duck, which conveyed.
  • Second park of the family. The first, Goob Lagoon, is documented with respect: its complete first season, twenty four broadcasts ending at five stars, is catalogued there, along with the spring visits. It has never closed. It is mid save file, at five stars.
  • Rating on file: three stars, official on Day 23, the same day Rachel Pollitt did not fire the janitor. The in-game tablet and the Splash Wall are tracked separately; the tablet is the record of ownership, the Wall is the record of the people who visit.
  • Staff on record: Jax (cashier, founding workforce, blue jeans, subject of the cent-raise fund); Eric (maintenance, employee No. 002, thirty nine second recovery, current Employee of the Decade); Rachel (floors division, hired mid save, star of a longer arc that the desk keeps a folder on).
  • Wall of Fame, population one: Jakai, first person to complete the Triple Fly Over Death Zone, first Platinum Member. His voucher is on file.
  • Broadcasts on file at this writing: eleven, ending at Day 23. All episodes are indexed in order at the Live Feeds, alongside a Twitch tune-in for whenever the owner goes live.
  • New stories go out on The Wire, which is an RSS feed wearing a name.
  • A rival park, Paralysis Park, run by Atlas (a former Goob Lagoon cashier), operates one town over. The Legal Team maintains a folder. We do not link to them.
  • Files not on public display are kept in the basement. The basement is not on the map.

Contact and corrections

Spotted a canon error? File it in the margin of the offending page and cite your feed and timestamp; we correct the record and thanks you formally. Everything else: any form, addressed to the Legal Team.